HankChill's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Mario Advance bad senario]

Pretty funny ^_^

That was all so random that it was funny ^_^

Even the voice acting was so horrible that it was funny. Couple things:
• The flash window is pretty big for such small sprites. Zoom the sprites more, or use a smaller window. I recommend zooming the sprites.
• Work on that preloader. The preloader is supposed to show up before the movie loads. That's the problem people have with their loaders; the put in the checking code before the loader has even showed up.
• Make it look more pretty. It was pretty bland just seeing the names of the scene show up with no sound, fanciness, etc.
• And lastly, it's spelled 'Scenario' ;)

--Hank

Camron23 responds:

Thanks for the review!
the next will work better!

[Computer Problems 2]

It was pretty funny.

People, People, don't get so offended by this cartoon. I just thought it was funny because it's everything that a Mac isn't. Believe me, if a computer was really that bad it wouldn't be on the market in the first place. The cartoon does remind me more of my PC though, because I run a business using both Mac and PCs, and I must say, the Mac is a lot faster and a lot more stable than the PC. My Mac starts up in 15 seconds, the PC takes literally 20 minutes. Plus my Mac has only crashed once in the past 3 years, and it was my own doing (programming). I couldn't tell you how many times the PC has crashed. And the reason why this dude has the comment about there being only 2 games is because the market for PC games is MUCH more mainstream than Mac games. You have to go to an Apple store or Apple reseller to find Mac games. The games you find on the PC are all available on the Mac as well, except Half Life 2 (I should know, I have almost all of em :) ).

And forget the debates, people have their own opinions. Some believe "Mac sucks dick", some believe "PC sucks dick"; Keep it to yourself. Nobody cares.

voodoo-chicken responds:

exactly.

thank you

[Biohazard S2 02]

How does this get a score over 1?

It's stupid, retarded. and not funny. Plus it's 10 seconds long, and 4 megs in size.

Whatever, it'll get deleted soon enough.

--Hank

Ogmz-Chubaka responds:

lmfao yeah right

[The Final Scare]

I didn't like it.

It was too slow moving. I felt like closing the window before the video was finished. Nothing happens except some guy walking for a few screens, and then you see the shadow of an alien twice, then the man screams when it goes black.

Not very entertaining IMHO.

Mintyfreshh responds:

you're entitled to your opinion

[Jim Zombie]

Next time...

Make something completely original, from your own head. Making a spoof on Joe Zombie isn't going to get you anywhere. If you're gonna spoof him, make it funny.

Learn from Knox :)

rebel-soldier responds:

LoL it wasnt man to be an spoof on joe zombie :P -knox- is actualy my favorite artist on newgrounds!

[The Ending]

I dunno....

The usage of the badly drawn vector images in a slideshow format just wasn't enough to get my attention.

Sure it was a good idea but not brought out in a way that I could say I enjoyed watching.

Better luck next time.

cheese-meister responds:

better than calling me a n00b and blamming it

[sonic movie madness1]

Pretty good

I really enjoyed that, it has a nice sense of imagination.

Although you better get rid of the video opening up a website when it gets to the end, because your movie can be REMOVED for doing that.

--Hank

RogerregoRRoger responds:

yeah..damn glitch...better replace the file indeed but my pc is broke now..
anyway, thanks for the review!