HankChill's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Hitler and Dave]

I did not like this one bit.

I think you should be ashamed of yourself, mocking the Holocaust in this cartoon. I don't think you'd be making this cartoon if you had to go through what the Jews went through.

[Computer Problems 2]

It was pretty funny.

People, People, don't get so offended by this cartoon. I just thought it was funny because it's everything that a Mac isn't. Believe me, if a computer was really that bad it wouldn't be on the market in the first place. The cartoon does remind me more of my PC though, because I run a business using both Mac and PCs, and I must say, the Mac is a lot faster and a lot more stable than the PC. My Mac starts up in 15 seconds, the PC takes literally 20 minutes. Plus my Mac has only crashed once in the past 3 years, and it was my own doing (programming). I couldn't tell you how many times the PC has crashed. And the reason why this dude has the comment about there being only 2 games is because the market for PC games is MUCH more mainstream than Mac games. You have to go to an Apple store or Apple reseller to find Mac games. The games you find on the PC are all available on the Mac as well, except Half Life 2 (I should know, I have almost all of em :) ).

And forget the debates, people have their own opinions. Some believe "Mac sucks dick", some believe "PC sucks dick"; Keep it to yourself. Nobody cares.

voodoo-chicken responds:

exactly.

thank you

[Kirby: The Final Feast]

Could be better

It looks like you have a firm grasp on how to animate sprites with Flash. The only thing is, is that this animation seems a little pointless. I didn't laugh, cry, or show any emotion towards it, and that's not a good thing. Perhaps you can take your skills and really expand your cartoon, add some story to it; just to make it a little more interesting.

--Hank

[MegaMan Z - Ep 1]

Not Very Entertaining

I didn't find this movie very entertaining at all for a few reasons:

1) When Harpuia goes to attack Zero, he just hits him a couple times and Zero begs for mercy. Zero would NEVER beg for mercy, moron!
2) X comes in the scene and gives Harpuia one measely shot, Harpuia runs away. How pathetic.
3) The story line was not good enough to want me to keep the flash movie open. I got really bored about halfway through.
4) Zero isn't a girl. Go back and play the games. He definitely wouldn't have a sex change.
5) Why did you call it "Megaman Z"? The video does not reflect the title.
6) Speaking of the title, your big 'Z' at the selection screen looks like crap. I was expecting a modified version of the X.

And next time, don't put "Presented by Capcom" before your video starts. You're in no way affiliated with them, so don't disgrace their name.

Try again next time.
--Hank

[~No Name]

That was fun :)

Good style, good animation, and all around entertaining to watch. Nice referral to Weird Al there; "You've got weasels on your face."

Just a suggestion about the music, work on the loop a little more so it actually sounds like it loops properly. You can easily tell the cutoff point where it restarts the loop, and it just hurts the ears. Plus after a few minutes of hearing that loop just drove me mad. I suggest using different loops to keep the ears entertained.

--Hank

[Ben and Rosie]

What the?

All I heard was "Ben and Rosie" then it all trailed off into nothingness, and the video went nowhere.

Next time, before you submit and this gets trashed, make it WORTH submitting.

--Hank

[Marios Mushrooms]

Not bad.

Try to make the animation where Mario runs up to the block a little smoother. It was just a little bit too choppy. Other than that, it was pretty good, although there have been way too many movies that involve Mario getting high off a mushroom.

I did like your art style though, it's very original and detailed, and at least it's not sprites!

--Hank

[Bushido - Episode 1]

It's sub-par

It's a good attempt, but the file size could have been MUCH smaller. It seems you didn't compress your audio very well (if you did at all) and your loading bar doesn't do anything -- it just sits there until the movie is loaded. Believe me, if you have a huge file and a loading bar that does nothing, it will opt people to close the window and claim the movie won't load. The art was pretty well done though.

I'm thankful I have a high speed connection because if I had to wait for 3 Meg to load on a dialup for something that short, I'd blam it to hell.

Let's see a full episode next time :)

--Hank