HankChill's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Bionic Commando (Bumm)]

It was okay.

Not bad. Pretty good. ALWAYS CHECK YOUR SPELLING!

"CHOOSE YOUR ENDIND"

--Hank

[Biohazard S2 02]

How does this get a score over 1?

It's stupid, retarded. and not funny. Plus it's 10 seconds long, and 4 megs in size.

Whatever, it'll get deleted soon enough.

--Hank

Ogmz-Chubaka responds:

lmfao yeah right

[Super Luigi World 2 Fix]

I didn't like it much...

Partially because the way you handled your audio was very poor. I closed the video as soon as the 2nd audio track kicked in, because it was conflicting with the first track, and sounded like really bad noise.

Remember, it's all about presentation!

[The Final Scare]

I didn't like it.

It was too slow moving. I felt like closing the window before the video was finished. Nothing happens except some guy walking for a few screens, and then you see the shadow of an alien twice, then the man screams when it goes black.

Not very entertaining IMHO.

Mintyfreshh responds:

you're entitled to your opinion

[Outburst pt.1]

WTF?

2.9 Megs of loading for THAT? 10 seconds of retardedness!

[Jim Zombie]

Next time...

Make something completely original, from your own head. Making a spoof on Joe Zombie isn't going to get you anywhere. If you're gonna spoof him, make it funny.

Learn from Knox :)

rebel-soldier responds:

LoL it wasnt man to be an spoof on joe zombie :P -knox- is actualy my favorite artist on newgrounds!

[A sad story]

Okay, but...

NEVER use a black title over a deep brown background!! It strains peoples eyes just to try to look at that. I've lowered your score because of that, I had to strain my eyes right at the start of the film, and didn't want to watch the rest, but I did anyways.

[Dad's Home]

That was awesome!

It's not everyday when you watch a video that you can vote 5!

Most of the time, it's always BLAMMING every entry that comes in, but this movie is definitely a must-see.

Voted 5!

[The Ending]

I dunno....

The usage of the badly drawn vector images in a slideshow format just wasn't enough to get my attention.

Sure it was a good idea but not brought out in a way that I could say I enjoyed watching.

Better luck next time.

cheese-meister responds:

better than calling me a n00b and blamming it